Well hello there! You must be lost. If that is the case, this may help you... get un-lost
hummmm, it seems you are still here... reading this... you might be bored... here play some Mario

At this point if you are still reading, I am not sure what else I can do for you. Can I suggest this very interesting video

Nope, still not doing it for you, huh?
Then here is a soothing picture of nature close x
and some nice relaxing jungle noises to go with it.

I am out of ideas